Why I want to beat Java with a stick

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int x = 100; Stuff.doStuff(x);
The method doStuff(String) in the type Stuff is not applicable for the arguments (int)
int x = 100; Stuff.doStuff(x.toString());
Cannot invoke toString() on the primitive type int
int x = 100; Stuff.doStuff((String)x);
Cannot cast from int to String
int x = 100; Stuff.doStuff(new Integer(x).toString()); // OMGWTFGRRRBBQ!!!
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